cyberho:

me: *eats Taco Bell*

* 4 hours later *

me:

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(via officialwhitegirls)

whimmy-bam:

The only Dad joke that matters.

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

blackromney:

bae: come over ;)

me: i cant im in music class

bae: im horny…

me: 

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(via ruinedchildhood)

gets-harder:

when someone’s so attractive you want to fuck their brains out in the craziest way imaginable but they’re also rly nice and interesting and you wanna give their heart lil kisses and read books with them and cook breakfast for them in the morning

(via bigfatuglybugfacebbyeatinobrien)

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

(via bigfatuglybugfacebbyeatinobrien)

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

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this is the best day ever 

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of course you are

(via i-suck-dick)